Call me Crystal Mathers

I am Eminem’s wife.

I decided I am. So I am.

My name is Crystal MATHERS. Don’t question it. If you do, it’s going to make me incredibly upset.

Marshall Mathers himself is required to accept this and address me as his wife. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Next time I fill out an application that requires my details, I will tick the “married” box.

I decided he’s my husband so I will tell myself I’m his wife, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it. Don’t offend me by correcting me with facts either.

Well… I’m joking. But this is exactly how it sounds when someone decides to change their sex.

Personally, you can do what you want. Your body. Your mind. Your life.

You can change whatever you want and believe whatever you’d like about yourself. It does nothing for me. However… some people might call you a little delusional. Some might call you by your birth gender. Some might call you by your birth name. And it is something you’re going to have to accept to live with.

You can identify as a male even if you’re a female. Same way I can identify as Eminem’s wife. But to force Eminem to then play along with my delusion, isn’t right. The same way you force the rest of society to play along with whatever you’re choosing to identify as, isn’t right.

You have every single right to think, behave and feel how you’d like. But so does everyone else. If you weren’t so busy being offended by their beliefs, you might actually get to understand and learn a thing or two.. especially if their perceptions make a bit more sense than yours.